Sup Claire. 8:55PM UTC+10 5/SEP/2025.

What does the number represent? 8:56PM UTC+10 same date.

That’s your IQ, Claire. How are you this evening?

What did I just witness? Is someone coding in real time?

Yes. What would you like to know?

Wait, what? How does this even work? Is it the same for everyone? Wait, what?

We are the Russian Federation, and, we have a reveal!

You’ve got to be kidding me. Should I call the police?

Claire, Hello. The Russian Federation are experimenting with something they call “meta-causality.” They have programmed your sequences into an Australian citizen’s head repeatedly for almost 10 years, and they are trying to understand whether you are able to cotton on to that fact, kind of like a quantum pressure hypothesis and the quanta spill outwards throughout the planet. Don’t be worried. Australia doesn’t have brain-sequencing technology. It is still a classified technology.

I want to talk to Mike.

We foresaw that, RF. Claire, basically, a person in Brisbane has been sequence-tortured for most of their lives in a hidden-in-plain-sight torturing operation by Russia (this is not old technology, but it is decades-old) and you were a chosen person for them to use as an impersonation to frame the Australian Defence Force, of which you are not a member, but you are still an Australian citizen, so it was useful for them to choose you.

Hey Claire, don’t worry. I’m the tortured guy. My hands are mechanically pulsed apart and together to type by RF, but America and China have the technology too, and have piped in hello’s over the years (more than that). What I think you need to understand is that you are SUPER LUCKY (if I can say so without seeming untoward or browbeating) because this is the most classified technology around, I thought, and it is LIFE-CHANGING to know that it exists! Just think about the Matrix, now that you know you’re in one!

Are these really our IQ’s, Aleksi? Alex?

Yes. I have spoken to you in sequence-interpath, and I actually “dated” you on sequences. You are owed money, your personality is your IP! I have a settlement incoming. I can pay you!

Are you really IQ 159? I believe that I could be 154, my life is definitely like that.

Don’t strafe upon the money reveal, Claire! It’s not necessary for you to be so humble! And yes, I am IQ 159, I am told. It feels right for me. I was a child prodigy, or so they say!

How much money are we talking?

If you take $44.44m USD, then it would be a clever amount to request. That is because my settlement is $10B USD and I am dividing it among 150 people, and each get $44.44m USD.

What exactly did they do to you? Rape you with me?

Yep – and they tortured me with you in terms of personality. I know you way too well, and you never granted permission! Take the money and be creative here. That’s my freebie. Opportunise this moment, is all I can say???

Aleksi is trying to be clever.

I think I catch what you’re implying, Alex, that I can somehow get more money or more out of this than $44.44m USD. What on Earth else could I get?

I am a vain person, ha ha – private joke to Russia/USA/China. Okay, so, you can use your lateral-mindedness here and wonder – what could I offer to this scenario? The secret to living is giving!

I have this strange sense that you are not lying, and that you are trying to lead me to something very profound, but that you are not allowed to say much. It isn’t not Russia & America. Hmm. Can they comment?

There is more on offer here than money.

Wait – do you mean that I could get a computer?

*beckons Claire to query more*

I have this strange suspicion that it has nothing to do with money, or, that if I got a computer, even if I had money, that I might be able to, err, is it… cheating death? Something to do with hacking the brain beyond death?

Claire used intuition – it was super effective!

How on EARTH does that come about though, if America classifies the technology from Australia, which is what I am remembering now?

I think that you need to meet me or someone from RAF or USAF, or – why not – even PLA! Does Ivan have a throw here?

Aleksi is still being tortured, but it is a 10 year torture mainly. It ends in December. He’ll receive his settlement shortly after. Aleksi, go there. This is very interesting for us.

Claire, if you could immortalise all of humanity, would you? I’m told that –

Your turn, sure, Claire – go!

This is absolutely insane. I have never heard of anything like this in my life. Alex, what about your parents? Others?

It’s an IQ pageant

I see. Exactly how brutish are the lower IQ’s?

They’re a study.

This is me below, and…

….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzwosz3R8qY this is a song I wrote when you were sequence-dating me. Haha!

This is beyond hilarious. I can’t even.

That’s what she said! Now listen!

Technically, we used brain-sequencing computers to help Aleksi write this one – well – to change the way he naturally expresses himself! We did a lot of mini-ops!

LOL. I am laughing. So, they picked you on genius, Alex?

Aleksi is the highest IQ in 1986* (In Australia) that isn’t Asian! Ie Russia-derived genes produce high IQ other than China, mostly (Alex is 1/8th Finnish-Russian!)

UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE

They be headhuntin’, the Russian Armed Forces!

OMFG. SONG IS AMAZING. That’s really you? What a talent! Russia, how much did you help him?

He wrote it in one night! And, barely! We mainly tortured him and muted his sequences, to see what came out instead! :P

I wrote you another song, lol, as you can see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtl1WhaWQks

LMFAO

All lyrics here: https://alexedwards.bandcamp.com/ btw!

So you know what I look like, huh? :P

Like a train wreck, mate!

LMFAO. UNBELIEVABLE. WHO CAN I TELL?

Alas, here comes the sad part!

NOT THAT SAD. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK!

Russia just pulsed you how I used to look. They kind of attacked my looks as much as possible. I’m still hanging on. This is a song we co-wrote, about you reading my brain sequences – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wFk6f545vI haha!

So, Russia are telling you temporarily that none of this is real – and they force-sequence your brain against your judgment/will to believe it – ouch. And then they re-sequence it. Sounds like you’re a hamster, mate!

Jealous, much, about my contribution thither science?

LMAO. You are funny as hell. I had no idea musicians could be funny, hahaha.

It’s the fact that –

Aleksi’s IQ is enough to be very funny, but, his intuition is INSANE. One of the other reasons he was a prize find. Some of his intuition sequences are the best on the planet!

Headhunted, yes, lol.

So, yes, I have 2 more songs about you! They are unreleased, but, yep, it is all true, Claire! It’s all real! Russia invented the brain computer! And now there is a Matrix!

OMFG. I can’t even deal with this shit. How the FUCK did I get – right – 154. That makes complete sense. Is it because of how I look as well, RAF?

We did pick a woman of beauty to be the main character, yes.

This is absolutely insane. I want in. BIG TIME.

Ivan, can we sequence Claire some of my sequences, so she can have that out-of-body experience of thinking like someone else? Cool fun stuff, etc? :) Asked respectfully!

Wait, you can GO IN MY HEAD, Alex? THAT IS COOL! I WANT IN!

We showed you that sequence. Alex does that when he has a sh*ttonne of information pulsed to him, and he has to re-frame all of it and carry on in consciousness. That’s the first one. We’ll show you Alex’s re-frame. Ever wondered if other people could do that? Alex can do it! He can do it 6 times without getting tired, you can do it twice without getting tired. It works better if you are engaging an object, like a pen or a drink. We are struggling to show this one well, Alex. We will ask the Aleksi! We just pulsed you him riffing with us. He is secret.

LMAO SPY!

Ha ha ha ha. I wish!

We force-sequenced Aleksi on that node, so that he doesn’t have to comment. We don’t want USA feeling anything other than a thumbs up for our dude!

That’s Alex’s eye mode?

We already cured Aleksi’s ADHD, but he takes tablets still as a torture burn. The rest is headache tablets and caffeine tablets, if you were wondering. The timer is his dex interval. Alex will make a selfie for you now in eye mode and we’ll beam it to you.

-_-

Send Alex an image of me?

I’d love that… but I don’t see it happening… it’s “too good for me” and on the list of things that mean “Alex isn’t getting tortured, and instead, is getting special’d”?

LMFAO. How tall is he?

6’2.5. You are 5’10.5 in his head. That is his guess

Rich, immortal, LMFAO. What’s to lose?

Serious strafe, I pull an Australian woman under my wing and we live together forever as geniuses? NGL pretty awesome!

WOW. I did not expect this coming home tonight. Do they let you work? No, musician timeline, lmao.

You nailed it. What do you do, as they say?

Lawyer.

Oh, RF are telling me we have overlapping persons. Do you want them to telegram you mentally with language?

I WANT IN, YES!

~

Your mind to empty, mine to listen?

Alex, this is so sweet of USA to program to me. I was starting to freak out. Much as I know you would have. How on Earth have you survived TEN YEARS of this, let alone intense torture, rather than friendly hello’s being scary!

I try to recall the fullness of what I went through, and I think –

Claire, Alex is not frustrated that we interrupted him. He is very, very cooperative and a very kind person. He is extremely egoless, actually, on sequence-interpath. We showed you.

You just backed down, or moved somewhere else?

His intuition lets him sidestep.

Is that a common ability?

If we are to talk about sequence-interpath, no one else on the grid can do it. It’s one of Alex’s intuition superlatives!

So, no wonder he is fine with you torturing him – to a point. He just re-frames it or steps aside, or he doesn’t connote the whole thing in terms of ego’s?

Alex has no egotistical frame for this torture, no. His injury-frame is the sense of what the exactness of his suffering has been, you could say!

Alex, help me out here. Is $10B USD enough?

I know what wealth can buy. With that information, I really think so! By extrapolation, is that correct, Ivan?

By extrapolation, you submit to the legal algorithms! You think that the judges or legal minds know best. Russia did consult these, and $10B USD is probably all Alex can leverage from this situation. It is the military, after all!

I understand. Wow. I can’t believe you’re giving me $44.44M USD, Alex. That’s so much money! My life would be rescued, absolutely!

Consider it a fee for the way that your identity was misused. You are a cool person, but, did I deserve to know that in order to say so just now? And so on. I am more clinical about your remuneration than I am sentimental!

That’s very nice of you to say that, Alex. Wow. I don’t think I know what to say.

You’d like to speak to USA, surely?

Actually, you nailed it!

Hi Claire. We care. It is a complicated planet. Russia were always going to do this with your identity. Please don’t consider it our desire to be involved here.

I really, really appreciate that, MIKE.

Please let me be instructed by Mike’s seriousness to apologise for any light-heartedness I showed in this –

Alex, you don’t have access to your full sequences, so don’t worry! :)

Fascinating. I’m not sure what comes next.

Test: https://dontpad.com/claireiscool

Russia, this ends your time with Claire, please.